Sarong Fishing
Sarong fishing DOES NOT work so don't ever try it. In theory, heres how you do it:
1. Get two people who are willing to get really cold and wet. In this case, its me and Sarah.
2. Get them to hold on to the corners. Two corners each; one for each hand.
3. Go in the water, bend down, lay the sarong on the bottom of the river, lift up one side, lift up the other side, bring them together and run like heck to shore before you get frostbite. Hopefully you have a million fish to show for it.
What I think went wrong here is that the sarong FLOATS so we cant really lay it on the riverbed. Also, I believe the run like heck for shore so you don't get frosbite part came WAY too early.
Sooooo, since that didn't work, I asked some nice lady for a net to borrow and she let me take it. Heres what happened:
See all that fish? We pulled out around that many every time we put the net in the water. SUCCESS! The fish were really good and we ate them for breakfast!!!
This was one of the funniest descriptions I've ever read. Real LOL material. Thanks for brightening my day. And, I promise not to spend my time on sarong fishing...EVER! Keep these great posts coming.
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