A Rolph Ativities Update by Kayley Rolph

This week has been really busy. Mia and I have been flooring like crazy people, Zander has been doing electrical, Sarah has been sanding a piece of wood and helping daddy, and mommy is still painting and getting her Bondo fix on a daily basis.

Mia and I have been installing the Versalock flooring all week. The flooring is pretty simple to install, it practically clicks together but the hard part is all the prepping and the thinking that it involves. The fact that we get paid a dollar a square foot has helped our mood and willingness to work.

The back bathroom and bedrooms have been a group effort and they are mostly finished now. But the electricity needs some help, the walls need some touch ups, and the sink in the bathroom has yet to spout water.

We are almost done with the master bedroom and bathroom. Zander and Daddy have been working really hard to get the plumbing, electrical and appliances in working order so that they can move on. As of today, the bathroom lights don't work most of the time, the fan doesn't work and needs replacing, and we are lacking in the shower door department. But it still looks pretty good even though there are very few things that work.

For the last four days Zander has been working on installing lights, fans, switches and plugs. Zander has been stuck with one of the worse jobs. to wire some of the electrical, Zander had to work in the attic which is practically a biohazard that is really hot.

The plan was to move into the back bedrooms and master by Friday so that we could work on the other parts of the house. Being us, we were behind schedule and we moved in on Saturday afternoon. Sarah and I are sharing the bigger back bedroom while Mia has the other, smaller, one. Zander is sleeping in Mommy and Daddy's old room while they moved into the semi-working master bedroom.

The end is in sight but there is still tons to do. Some of the electricity and plumbing is pretty questionable, that will be Zander and Daddy's job next week. Mommy will be working on repainting and repairing the last of the exterior. Mia and I will be finishing the flooring in the common areas and helping Daddy install the counter tops. I think that Sarah will be helping daddy install the cabinets but that is questionable. Bye.

By Kayley Sienna Rolph

master bath in progress

master bedroom

Mia's room

Sarah's and my room

cabinets and other materials in the living room

Routines and Races This Summer... BY MIA!

We’ve settled into a worn routine, which is what makes a house a home. Yes, even a house with one-inch walls that are sometimes frighteningly hollow and an eternally dusty concrete floor. It’s the routine that makes summer feel less like summer, even in the most summer of places, despite the routine strictly mandating daily surfing. Work on the house in the morning, lunch, school-y work in the afternoon (online classes until a week ago, now it’s college essays or reading one of the books I pick from the Classics shelf at the library), swimming at 3:30, directly followed by a beach trip that I often spend with my head in a book and my toes in the coral sand.

It’s a pretty summer-y schedule, I guess (we are in Hawai’i), but I’ve always thought of summer of the time when routines, obligations, and schedules hibernate, coming out of their orderly caves in late August, all refreshed and new. I’ve honestly never experienced this type of fantastic summer before, though, and the more I wish for it the surer I am that it doesn’t exist. Rolph summers are less like ‘summers’, and more like life. Except with the family. And we are in a tropical paradise…. And I don’t plan on spending my life remodeling houses. So scratch that—Rolph summers are Rolph summers. They are very different from other people’s summers, and they are all very different from each other, while still managing to keeps the same basic characteristics. We are always together, we always go somewhere crazy, do something crazy, and keep busy busy busy. Also, there’s usually a house involved, I’ve noticed.  Routines are central though and as a family we’ve gotten good at establishing them, even on the road.

Our summer routines get old quickly because they are so fast paced and we all tire ourselves out trying to slow them down because—well—its summer! It actually works surprisingly well, and I don’t know if anyone’s noticed. Instead of all routines and schedules and obligations disappearing for the months of June and July and August, we just switch them around! The school year one ducks her exhausted head and the Rolph summer one raises his—the school year is the tortoise, summer is the hare. Two and a half months later, the hare is collapsed under a palm tree and the tortoise sniffs the air. We are all so tired out from chasing the hare around that following the tortoise is a nice change, even though it’s a race that lasts nine and a half months and we have to carry a bag full of textbooks. Life’s a race, guys! Make it a relay to keep from killing yourself from bored exhaustion—the only thing to get bored of is routine. And I’ve hit the end of my rope, personally. Figuring out that you’re whole year is a big routine will do that, especially if that big routine is actually established by someone other than yourself. Good thing I get to hop off the train next year and learn to love its smooth tracks while I bushwhack through the jungle of college and ‘real life’….

Hawaii famed

Since last week I have learned more about the surfer dudes back in the ancient times and the Hawaiian islands history. Also this week we have made progress on the house doing the final touches on the front, the back bedroom, the master bedroom and 2 of the bathrooms.

This week I found out the name of the dude who was " ambassador of surfing" back when they had the wooden boards, his name was Duke Kahanamoku who was also a famous swimmer. At the library there is a poster of him and a huge board that was wood. Also this week the waves have been nice and big but there still a bit bumpy and unpredictable.

Like you or I, the Hawaiian Isles have nick names and some of them of them are kind of funny like the Pineapple Isle, which is Lanai. Kahoolawe "the Target Isle" is called that cause the military owns it. Niihau "the forbidden isle" is called that cause it's privetley owned so no one can go on it exept for the people who own it and those invited to the island. Kawaii is called "the Garden Isle" cause of its gardens or  its just pretty cause of the rocks cause its the one of the oldest islands on the chain. Molokai is "the Friendly Isle", Oahu is "the Gathering Place" and Maui is "the Valley Isle". 

In the past week Mia and Kayley have floored the 2 back bedrooms and the master so the kids are moving back there soon but we'll be a bit squeezed but we will fit. Daddy and I installed 2 toilets, a vanity and I've also been sanding a pice if koa wood for our half wall and our breakfast bar. Zander has been doing electrical and some other stuff I don't know about and mum has been playing with paint and caulking (no bondo). This last week was the last week of swim and this last Friday we had a potluck and then swam and played games.

Next week I hope to go surfing for more than 2 hours every day and also to finish the house so we can party when Mia's friends come over, because we only have the kitchen to fix, flooring and the bathroom that we haven't finished! Hope you're having an awesome summer!

Sarah

A Rolph Activities Update by Kayley Rolph

This week has gone by really fast, like, one minute I'm at the beach on Sunday then I'm working on Wednesday. We are still very behind schedule but we are all scrambling to catch up. This week Sarah and I finished all the painting of the lumber, we finished installing the deck railings, Bob finished tiling the master bath, Mommy finished painting the back bathroom and one of the back bedrooms.

Sarah and I have been painting all the deck railing parts and lumber all week and we finally finished today! We're done! This is great! No more paint spattered clothing or hair or legs! We are free of the stubbornly clingy nuisance that is known as paint! Ok. Calming down. As you can probably see I wasn't very fond of painting, but let us not dwell on the past. On the bright side, Mommy is really exited because she has now repainted three quarters of the house exterior and the neighbors are really liking it!

On Thursday Sarah, Mia and Daddy began to install the railings. The deck railings come up really fast! They started midway through work on Thursday and are already finished! Installing the railings was a group effort. Sarah and I painted the pickets that Mia cut. Then Daddy, Sarah, and Mia glued and nailed them to rails and then put them on the posts. Zander helped on Saturday to finish it of. This took only two and a half days, which is great because most of the projects that are like in size tend to take around five days with smaller groups and some haven't been finished yet.

Mia and I haven't started the flooring yet, even though, we planned to at the beginning of the week. The window repair got in the way, so we are now even more behind schedule. The flooring is supposed to be really easy to install, especially compared to the Trex decking, so it shouldn't take to long, but with us you never know. flooring could take a week of more for all we know.  We hope to be done with everything in the master and back bedrooms by next week so we can move into them. 

Mia officially finished the windows on Wednesday. Since we were really behind, she had to move on to cutting the deck railings right away. Mia cut at least 40 pickets in like three hours. The window repair took a lot longer than expected because we had to wait on new window hardware and glass to replace the broken stuff. That took an extra three days. The windows have been really dragging us all down, but on the bright side, we can now see out of the house through clean, kinda new windows!

Mommy's mission this week was finishing up the painting and Bondoing in the back bedrooms. The termite damage back there is a nightmare, so by the time she is done it will be mostly made of Bondo and structural paint. At the moment it smells pretty funky back there from all the chemicals, paint, and Bondo. She has become quite obsessive over this, she works late and she never stops thinking about work, I think its all the Bondo she's been inhaling.  thinking about work, I think its all the Bondo she's been inhaling.

This week we all worked really hard to finish the stuff we started and the house is starting to look kinda livable. Next week we plan on finishing the flooring and moving into the back bedroom to begin phase two of he master plan, insert evil laugh ;). Bye. 

By Kayley Sienna Rolph

 pic from before we started

pic from today

 pic from two weeks ago

mommy painting one of the back bedroom

painted back bedroom

mia working on the window renewal.

newly tiled master bath

Famed Hawaii

When you ask someone what they think of Hawaii, most people think of sandy beachs with palm trees and a bunch of people surfing with leis 😎🏄🌴 . What they don't think of are the volcanos 🌋 and the other stuff🔫💰🎶🏂🎿📈📉and all of the bad things( cause no one talks about it)! My favorite things about Hawaii are the ancient people, surfing and natural disasters-🌋🌊☔⚡!

The first settlers or natives on Hawaii were the the Polynesians who came through New Zealand to Hawaii and now they are fighting about who came up with the Haka 😠 but it was most likely the Polynesians did and anyways they are different dances with the same names. What interest me most about the the ancient peeps is -war😑👿🔫. The Hawaiians or Polynesians ended up very mmmmm🙏holy? Yes but also conflicted😳. They had fights with nearby tribes in organized fist fights.

And settling it that way (like manly men). Then Capitan Cook came along and gave them guns to play with and made an easier to kill 😱. With Cook's guns, King Kamehameha I thought it was a good idea to take control and unite the Hawaiian islands but got stuck on Kauai (good job Kauai) cause of storms and stuff like that, but Kauai thought they'll get here eventually and surrendered noooooooo😥. After that when he died, King Kamehameha II took power and had a dinner with his mom (which was forbidden cause of the Kapu system( Kapu is a system that some one made up so that the genders were separated )and started a war with some dude that was a supporter of Kapu( we even passed the battle field when K and I were going cliff jumping with JGs off what the locals call end of the world(it's like 30 feet))! 

With the Polynesians, along with pigs, cows, coconuts and a couple of diseases, there was surfing. One dude had a huge board that was like 50 feet long or at least that's what it looked like in the poster at the library. Also the people used to go out nude with there wooden boards to surf even back when Captain Cook was around. Anyways I got my goal,🙉I stood up for a while and did zig zags!!! This week  at pine trees the waves were very small so it was hard to get good waves but mommy and I got some! Next week I hope the waves are big but not huge like the waves in Hawaii are famous for.

Hawaii contains many wonders but people barely ever think how Hawaii has skiing 🎿. The thing is that it makes sense because usually it snows up high and Hawaii is just a mountain range in the middle of the ocean and it has the tallest mountain in the world. On the big island you can ski in the top of Mauna Kea but there isn't a resort or anything but that's OK cause u can use your car as a lift but I looked it up and you need 4 wheel drive so we can't go and it is not winter. So far almost every day it has been raining here and recently we were just missed by a hurricane- no wonder the waves were choppy! Also in the last week we are hoping to be done with the house so it'll be our party week and we are probably going to see the volcano!

Finally,junior guards was fun and now Kayley and I can give people medical aid and CPR and we've been certified 2 times (at Morro Bay JG's and here) so I am double certified! Just a recommendation, but if you come to Hawaii to see volcanos, you should go cliff jumping at End of the World cause it's very fun even though it seems scary when you look down off the cliff and when your falling.  Anyways, I was just picking at the wall in the dining roomand found a bunch of termite damage! Mommy will have fun with the Bondo!😄 

Landscape🌵🌴🌲🌳🌹🌻🌺

          As you probley know, our house is very mesed up or at least the one in Hawaii and we have done the least amont of stuff to the landscape so we have a bunch of unwanted weeds that we dont want to deal with including Monkey Pod Trees,  Palm Trees, a huge amount of huge Blade Grass and a ton of other stuff that I don't even want to think about.

            Monkey Pod Trees are not native, Mark Twain imported it some time in the 1800s and right now mommy really hates him👨😠. One of our Monkey🐒Trees is in our side yard used to blook all of our veiw but now only half of it cause some people with chain saws cut it ✂. Also in our side yard there is a coconut tree🌴along with a mini jungle and I think there might be a bird village.

         All over our property we are dealing with a bunch of Monkey Pod Trees and Mommy is going crazy about it because they are growing in our driveway and making it all bumpy. The root even got  in to the kid bed room under the wall. You know what mommy also doesn't like- bondo fumes( cause their abdicating(JK)there gross😖). I think half the house is made of bondo now cause termites ate EVERYTHING!!!

        Mark Twain is the author of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and  Adventures of Tom Sower and when he was Iike 31 came to Hawaii to bring over the gorgeous Monkey Pod Tree (stupid Mark Twain😬). In 1957 it blew down but it was to strong and grew from the shoots. It went from this🌱 to this🌳 😠.  I even think there's a tree in the middle of the drive way growing to be big and 💪(there is no such thing as Mark  Twain his name is actually Samuel L. Clemens). I think Monkey Pod Trees are very good climbing trees!

         While mommy is under the influence of Bondo she wants to put some stuff on the Palm Tree in our side yard to make it easier to get a coconut ( JK she just wants a coconut from the tree)!🌰What I want to do is get a rope and some thing to make ot easier to throw and get it around one of the palms at the top  and get some spikes so it can be easier to climb and climb it( using the rope incase I fall)! Or get some throwing knives and try and hit a coconut down!🔪Actualy I just want throwing knives if I tryed to get a coconut with them I would probley end up killing some one.

        In the next week I want to be able to stand up on my surf bord whith out using my hands for more than 2 seconds🏄, eat more🍹🍖🍦🍮🍩🍓🍑🍈🍌🍍🌽🍪, shoot the nail gun🔫, not die , sleep in💤💤💤💤, get throwing knives and have fun! Last week Kayley and I did JGs  and we did all these rescues and we learned how to do CPR and we even pased(I think I killed someone cause I forgot to keep there head out of the water!!!

A Rolph Activities Update by Kayley Rolph

Hello everyone! Since we are nearing the end of our stay we have been working more to finish before we go back to California. The house still needs a ton of work and we only have four more weeks so we are all getting a little nervous.

This week Sarah and I were doing a junior lifeguard program from 8:30 to 2:30. The program was only five days but we did a lot of stuff, like CPR, rescue scenarios and first aid. There at two guys who run it, Uncle Hulka and Captain Cris. Uncle Hulka is retired and loves fruit, the ocean, and smiling. Captain grew up in  Southafrica and manages the lifeguards. The JG program was really fun and the fact that it was all day and we didn't have to work made it even more so. Uncle Hulka taught us the hula and the haka which was really fun to learn. On the last day we canoed to the end of the world to go cliff jumping, it was so awesome!! At the end of the course we even got a fancy certificate and a t-shirt not to mention that the whole thing only cost $20.

Mia and I have been fixing up the termite eaten windows this week. Well only Mia during the week but on the weekend I help her. All the windows were in need of some serious Bondo (refer to next paragraph), cleaning, rescreening and repainting. Mia did all the rescreening and repainting during the week and all the cleaning and replacing the hardware is for the today and tomorrow. We only have one wind completely done and it looks a lot better than when we got here but there are eight more to do.

For the las few weeks Mommy has been using Bondo liberally for patching up holes in the walls mostly due to termite damage. Bondo is like cocking in the sense that it fills holes in walls and such but it drys super fast. Because of the chemicals that make the Bondo dry really fast emits some extreme fumes that leave you feeling a little faint and weird. The Bondo is pretty gross stuff but it is probably the strongest part of the house now, which is really disturbing if you ask me.

At the beginning of this week and the end of last week Sarah and Momma were Bondoing and repainting the exterior back wall. The whole thing looks as good as new, but better because there are now some nice windows in it.

This week Zander, Daddy and Bob have been working on much of the back areas, including the back bedrooms and the master bath. The master bath is now painted and the shower surround is mostly tiled thanks to Bob. There is now one more bedroom in the back due the Zander nocking down a wall to join a closet and a pantry together. The boys also put a shower in the back bathroom with the pluming and digging through the slab to put it all in.

There has been tons of progress on the house but there is still so much to so that its depressing. On that note, I hope you all are having a fun summer, not working as much as we are and if you are I hope you are making more. Bye.

By Kayley Sienna Rolph